"A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding."
~ Bob Dylan
Sometimes things happen to you that you never dreamed would. And I don't mean in a good way. In an instant, honkey-dorey-ness can turn into a steaming pile of shit. The following is a list of things I learned from an unfortunate situation that just happened to take place between 2 and 4am this morning, just prior to and after a crazy joyride to Georgetown...and also when I had some serious Finance homework to do:
1. Don't talk about people. Ever.
2. Don't make jokes around stupid people.
3. Certain jokes are only okay within certain circles.
4. Don't assume a circle exists where it doesn't.
5. A woman scorned is a sad thing.
6. Panic incites stupid behaviour.
7. Don't blame other people for something you technically caused.
That's about it. And I thank the understanding victim of all this who was mature enough to understand what went down. Question though, what do you do when the woman scorned is your friend? Do you hate her because she unnecessarily dragged you into the pile of shit? Or do you pity her? Right about now I'm feeling both those sentiments. Good thing I don't believe in hell.
7 comments:
I don't know what it is about between 2.00 am and 4:00 am, but many of life's better lessons are taught and learnt then. Also, that is the time when some of the better list of these lessons are written.
Lyrics are good to remember when we finally experience what others sang about. I might be misreading it again but:
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
But I didn’t see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.
B,R and M Gibb
I think the first lesson should eliminate need for the rest but who wants a silent friend? There is usually a fine line between the life of a party and the death of it.
It's better to be a side table at a party than the end of it, especially since side tables are becoming scarce as furniture prices shoot through the sky, and furniture workmanship is not what it used to be.
1. u sed 'honkey' (:P)
2. A woman scorned needs to be quarantined until she is detoxed.
3.steaming pile of sh!t.. lmao
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